First Lines

"She was running late, always running late, a failing of hers, she knew it, but then she..."

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:21:12 -0500

“She was running late, always running late, a failing of hers, she knew it, but then she couldn’t find her purse and once she did manage to locate it (underneath her blue corduroy jacket on the coat tree in the front hall), she couldn’t find her keys. They should have been in her purse, but they weren’t, and so she’d made a circuit of the apartment - two circuits, three - before she thought to look through the pockets of the jeans she’d word the day before, but where were they? No time for toast. Forget the toast, forget food. She was out of orange juice. Out of butter and cream cheese. The newspaper on the front mat was just another obstacle. Piss-warm - was that an acceptable term? Yes - piss-warm coffee in a stained mug, a quick check of lipstick and hair in the rearview mirror, and then she was putting the car in gear and backing out of the street.”

- T.C. Boyle, Talk Talk

"One summer afternoon Mrs Oedipa Maas came home from a Tupperware party whose hostess had put perhaps..."

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 22:48:00 -0500

“One summer afternoon Mrs Oedipa Maas came home from a Tupperware party whose hostess had put perhaps too much kirsch in the fondue to find that she, Oedipa, had been named executor, or she supposed executrix, of the estate of one Pierce Inverarity, a California real estate mogul who had once lost two million dollars in his spare time but still had assets numerous and tangled enough to make the job of sorting it all out more than honorary.”

- Thomas Pynchon, The Crying of Lot 49

"Scarlett O’Hara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the..."

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 08:47:47 -0500

“Scarlett O’Hara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the Tarleton twins were. In her face were too sharply blended the delicate features of her mother, a Coast aristocrat of French descent, and the heavy ones of her florid Irish father. But it was an arresting face, pointed of chin, square of jaw. Her eyes were pale green without a touch of hazel, starred with bristly black lashes and slightly tilted at the ends. Above them, her thick black brows slanted upward, cutting a startling oblique line in her magnolia-white skin - that skin so prized by Southern women and so carefully guarded with bonnets, veils, and mittens against hot Georgia suns.”

- Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind

"One of the many things my brother, Corrigan, and I loved about our mother was that she was a fine..."

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:20:00 -0500

“One of the many things my brother, Corrigan, and I loved about our mother was that she was a fine musician. She kept a small radio on top of the Steinway in the living room of our house in Dublin and on Sunday afternoons, after scanning whatever stations we could find, Radio Éirann or BBC, she raised a lacquered wing of the piano, spread her dress out at the wooden stool, and tried to copy the piece through from memory: jazz riffs and Irish ballads and, if we found the right station, old Hoagy Carmichael tunes. Our mother played with a natural touch, even though she suffered from a hand which she had broken many times. We never knew the origin of the break: it was something left in silence. When she finished playing she would lightly rub the back of her wrist. I used to think of the notes still trilling through the bones, as if they could skip from one to the other, over the breakage. I can still after all these years sit in the museum of those afternoons and recall the light spilling across the carpet. At times our mother put her arms around us both, and then guided our hands so we could clang down on the keys.”

- Colum McCann, Let the Great World Spin

"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I..."

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:17:05 -0500

“If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They’re quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They’re nice and all - I’m not saying that - but they’re also touchy as hell. Besides, I’m not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything.”

- J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

"I still get nightmares. In fact I get them so often I should be used to them by now. I’m not...."

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:08:00 -0500

“I still get nightmares. In fact I get them so often I should be used to them by now. I’m not. No one ever really gets used to nightmares.”

- Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

"The young mothers were telling each other how tired they were. This was one of their favorite..."

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:11:59 -0500

“The young mothers were telling each other how tired they were. This was one of their favorite topics, along with the eating, sleeping, and defecating habits of their offspring, the merits of certain local nursery schools, and the difficulty of sticking to an exercise routine. Smiling politely to mask a familiar feeling of desperation, Sarah reminded herself to think like an anthropologist. I’m a researcher studying the behavior of boring suburban women. I am not a boring suburban woman myself.”

- Tom Perrotta, Little Children

"We were fractious and overpaid. Our mornings lacked promise. At least those of us who smoked had..."

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:01:36 -0500

“We were fractious and overpaid. Our mornings lacked promise. At least those of us who smoked had something to look forward to at ten-fifteen. Most of us liked most everyone, a few of us hated specific individuals, one or two people loved everyone and everything. Those who loved everyone were unanimously reviled. We loved free bagels in the morning. They happened all to infrequently. Our benefits were astonishing in comprehensiveness and quality of care. Sometimes we questioned whether they were worth it. We thought moving to India might be better, or going back to nursing school. Doing something with the handicapped or working with our hands. No one ever acted on these impulses, despite their daily, sometimes hourly contractions. Instead we met in conference rooms to discuss the issues of the day.”

- Joshua Ferris, Then We Came to the End

"Gerald Maines lived across the hall from a woman named Benna, who four minutes into any conversation..."

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 21:36:43 -0500

“Gerald Maines lived across the hall from a woman named Benna, who four minutes into any conversation always managed to say the word penis. He was not a prude, but, nonetheless, it made him wince. He worked with children all day, taught a kind of aerobics to pre-schoolers, and the most extreme language he was likely to hear seemed to him to be in code, in acronyms, or maybe even in German - boo-boo, finky, peenick - words that were difficult to figure out even in context, and words, therefore, from which he felt quite safe. He suspected it was not unlike people he knew who hated operas in translation. ‘Believe me,’ they would explain, ‘you just don’t want to know what they’re saying.”

- Lorrie Moore, Anagrams

"Sitting beside the road, watching the wagon mount the hill toward her, Lena thinks, ‘I have..."

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:03:00 -0500

“Sitting beside the road, watching the wagon mount the hill toward her, Lena thinks, ‘I have come from Alabama: a fur piece. All the way from Alabama a-walking. A fur piece.’ Thinking although I have not been quite a month on the road I am already in Mississippi, further from home than I have ever been before. I am now further from Doane’s Mill than I have been since I was twelve years old.”

- William Faulkner, Light in August

"Francis Marion Tarwater’s uncle had been dead for only half a day when the boy got too drunk..."

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:36:00 -0500

“Francis Marion Tarwater’s uncle had been dead for only half a day when the boy got too drunk to finish digging his grave and a Negro named Buford Munson, who had come to get a jug filled, had to finish it and drag the body from the breakfast table where it was still sitting and bury it in a decent and Christian way, with the sign of its Savior at the head of the grave and enough dirt on top to keep the dogs from digging it up. Buford had come along about noon and when he left at sundown, the boy, Tarwater, had never returned from the still.”

- Flannery O’Connor, The Violent Bear It Away

"My name is Mary Katherine Blackwood. I am eighteen years old, and I live with my sister Constance. I..."

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 18:17:25 -0500

“My name is Mary Katherine Blackwood. I am eighteen years old, and I live with my sister Constance. I have often thought that with any luck at all I could have been born a werewolf, because the two middle fingers on both my hands are the same length, but I have had to be content with what I had. I dislike washing myself, and dogs, and noise. I like my sister Constance, and Richard Plantagenet, and Amanita phalloides, the death-cup mushroom. Everyone else in my family is dead.”

- Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle

"Garp’s mother, Jenny Fields, was arrested in Boston in 1942 for wounding a man in a movie..."

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:21:51 -0500

“Garp’s mother, Jenny Fields, was arrested in Boston in 1942 for wounding a man in a movie theater. this was shortly after the Japanese had bombed Pearl Harbor and people were being tolerant of soldiers, because suddenly everyone was a soldier, but Jenny Fields was quite firm in her intolerance of the behavior of men in general and soldiers in particular.”

- John Irving, The World According to Garp

"Early in the morning, late in the century, Cricklewood Broadway. At 0627 hours on January 1, 1975,..."

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:19:58 -0500

“Early in the morning, late in the century, Cricklewood Broadway. At 0627 hours on January 1, 1975, Alfred Archibald Jones was dressed in corduroy and sat in a fume-filled Cavalier Musketeer Estate facedown on the steering wheel, hoping the judgment would not be too heavy upon him. He lay in a prostrate cross, jaw slack, arms splayed on either side like some fallen angel; scrunched up in each fist he held his army service medals (left) and his marriage license (right), for he had decided to take his mistakes with him. A little green light flashed in his eye, signaling a right turn he had resolved never to make. He was resigned to it. He was prepared for it. He had flipped a coin and stood staunchly by the results. This was a decided-upon suicide. In fact, it was a New Year’s resolution.”

- Zadie Smith, White Teeth

"What makes Iago evil? some people ask. I never ask."

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:27:42 -0500

“What makes Iago evil? some people ask. I never ask.”

- Joan Didion, Play It as It Lays

"On the morning the last Lisbon daughter took her turn at suicide - it was Mary this time, and..."

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:27:41 -0500

“On the morning the last Lisbon daughter took her turn at suicide - it was Mary this time, and sleeping pills, like Therese - the two paramedics arrived at the house knowing exactly where the knife drawer was, and the gas oven, and the beam in the basement from which it was possible to tie a rope. They got out of the EMS truck, as usual moving much too slowly in our opinion, and the fat one said under his breath, ‘This ain’t TV, folks, this is as fast as we go.’ He was carrying the heavy respirator and cardiac unit past the bushes that had grown monstrous and over the erupting lawn, tame and immaculate thirteen minutes earlier when the trouble began.”

- Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides

"A story has no beginning or end: arbitrarily one chooses that moment of experience from which to..."

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:14:05 -0500

“A story has no beginning or end: arbitrarily one chooses that moment of experience from which to look back or from which to look ahead. I say ‘one chooses’ with the inaccurate pride of a professional writer who - when he has been seriously noted at all - has been praised for his technical ability, but do I in fact of my own will choose that black wet January night on the Common, in 1946, the sight of Henry Miles slanting across the wide river of rain, or did these things choose me? It is convenient, it is correct according to the rules of my craft to begin just there, but if I had believed then in a God, I could also have believed in a hand, plucking at my elbow, a suggestion, ‘Speak to him: he hasn’t seen you yet.’”

- Graham Greene, The End of the Affair